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gross & gasps [Feb 08 2011 / 3:50pm]
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[Feb 01 2011 / 3:00pm]
lol, monkeys.
Emily Bell, Witch
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entry # ???? [May 14 2009 / 4:53pm]
My mom actually called me today to ask if I'm having sexual relations with my boyfriend. I hung up. I just don't have time for bullshit from a woman who would rather me be in a coma than admit to her friends that her daughter is psychic. Anyway, I think this has something to do about me buying a house and not telling them.



but the better fail comes from walgreens )

News: Frog chopped up by lawnmower sewn back together. (link includes picture of frog!)
And for all you youtube fans... kitten bowling.
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things wanted [May 11 2009 / 8:57am]
Lego Sunglasses? Oooo, please.



But what I want even more? A chair made out of recycled keyboards. Nike that really turn into Transformers. A fancy smoke gun. And a flying "fuck" helicopter. For my backyard a giant connect four.
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[May 04 2009 / 9:05am]
1. I had a nightmare about Indiana Jones last night. Don't even ask. But I hope never to get whipped. Ever.

2. Stayed at my house all weekend. Picked up some crazy furniture lately. I'm not even joking that I found a chair shaped like a swan. It's comfortable, too. I have no idea how it exists but it does and it's fantastic. The feathers on the side fall off an awful lot so I might superglue the crap out of it. Too brilliant of a random chair to let fall apart. Clean, too, for being white.

3. I spend way too much time away from my computer. I feel all weird about it, too. Like I've neglected a friend and abused my ability by doing other things. I'm busy. I don't know how it happened. I feel useless. What's worse is that everyone I know is going to do something. Get a job, go to college. I'm going to sit in front of a computer all day. I can make money doing website work and stuff like that - easy. I made enough as it is. But... I'm going to get fat, aren't I?
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raptors and traveling bands... and couches. [Mar 25 2009 / 8:19am]
I have a couch. It's comfortable and has a secret compartment cooler. Because there are people like me in the world who are too lazy to get up to the fridge. It's fluffy and I think I am in love with it. Currently it is sitting in my living room in front of nothing. I also need a lamp to go next to it, which I suppose means I need a table. This process is terrifying.

I thought of Eli when looking at this:




This week needs to move quickly. I want the weekend so I can go home!
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rock out with your keyboard and houses [Mar 02 2009 / 1:28pm]
Keyboard Drum Set for all of you who are currently bored. Like me.

I bought a house. This morning. Signed papers. It'd be cool for those graduating if they needed a place that I have room. Plenty of freaking room. I can't cook... so I figure, cheap rent, make me dinner? It'd work out.

That's all. I'm too excited and in a good mood to sulk here long. Oh! Mr. Shaw, it'd be great if you could come out to the house and do some sort of security alarm system and crap.

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random [Feb 13 2009 / 4:53pm]
at random )
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notes [Feb 10 2009 / 9:46am]
I had to share this. Worlds most offensive t-shirts. It cracked me up, as horrible as some are!

I think Shaw & Locke sent a dragonfly after me. I tried catching it in a jar.

Trev... I hear your girlfriend is really into some freaky porn :)

Those are all the notes I can possibly come up with. I'm frustrated at youtube. Anyone have some good videos?
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one boring friday night [Jan 23 2009 / 8:26pm]
Suspect transforms into goat.
Banker gives spankings.

Also the Mario movie on youtube? That was my entire evening so far.

So I'm thinking about starting a gaming tournament. No cheating, no playing for cash, obviously... something for us all to do every other day. Rec room. Winner picks the game and someone challenges them... yeah. Anyone in?
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0-o [Dec 31 2008 / 1:06pm]
I was going to stay home but things happened and I freaking missed my computer so I got back twenty minutes ago and don't intend on leaving my room until I have to go to class. End of story. My parents have one of my younger cousins living at home and a twelve year old boy is not my idea of family fun. He did nothing but follow me around and talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. I am so sick and tired of voices right now. I have to buy a new cellphone because I tossed mine in a river. Que dramatic music. At least I have nothing ringing at me.
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stuck in my head [Dec 13 2008 / 2:50pm]
And... because it's Saturday.
CLICKED )
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[Dec 06 2008 / 9:42pm]
Pop tarts = dinner. I should probably get out more. Ha! I think I want to watch a Christmas movie. I also need to do Christmas shopping except I am horrible at trying to figure out what people want.

Shove it, O'Shea. IMing me about getting to drive Tank is getting tiring. Yes, yes. I'm jealous. Everyone's jealous. I'm glad your her favorite. Whoooooopie. I don't rev up my boyfriend. I'm in control. You should learn it sometime :-)

b a t m a n )

Weekly beatbox.
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DANCE [Nov 24 2008 / 4:52pm]
I actually want... to go out dancing? Seriously. Why not? I can dance. I think.

Read more... )

Anyway, I woke up at four in the morning and couldn't go back to sleep. I also realized there are quite a few people up at this time of night. What are you people doing?! It's late afternoon now and I haven't even napped. Thanksgiving... looks like I'll be eating leftovers from downstairs and hiding in my room.

Erina, is there a reason your bed wasn't there this morning?

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Sweet Dreams Sweet Cheeks [Nov 17 2008 / 10:10am]
I don't know anyone who likes Monday's, but I sure as heck woke up grumpy this morning. I tried cereal - lucky charms - and that didn't work. Energy drink? Made me shake. I'm not too sure I'm going to make it through classes without falling asleep and ending up in detention. However I could jump start myself. Loud music. Ipod. Candy. but I'm trying to eat better so I don't balloon up like Rylee Jones.

I had a panic attack this morning and ended up calling Mercy. Turns out, Trev wasn't kidnapped, he's just hanging out in the parking lot. A lot. Don't blame him too much.

Spanish Simpsons... wtf?
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the sickness that ive got [Nov 07 2008 / 10:44am]
Relief at last. I have some antibiotics to be taking and they have some annoying side effects so I'll probably not be going to afternoon classes. I'm going to stay in my bed and keep warm and happy and most importantly not pregnant rested. I went out and got myself some healthy things to eat. Bottles of water, some grapes (I love grapes), and a couple apples because I don't want to end up in the dentist office, too.


A job I was doing on a web page ended and I got a nice new balance in my checking account. I don't think it's possible it's going to stay there much longer.
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curses-curses-curses [Nov 06 2008 / 9:28am]
I think I'm pregnant.
I know I'm pregnant.
I might not be.
I should run away.

I just spend $200 to try and cheer myself up on random games and junk. I am so having the worst week ever. From hell. I think my head might explode and I'm still possibly pregnant sick so I'm not going to be going to classes again.


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not feeling so well [Nov 04 2008 / 12:57pm]
There are days where I seriously miss Pee Wee Herman. Really.

I think I'm coming down with one of those winter flus. I've felt so off and my stomach is not being cool. I want to lay down and sleep and make the dizzy headaches go away and my stomach feel less droopy.

I think I might have to stay in my room for the rest of the day.
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TV is <3 [Nov 02 2008 / 10:16pm]
I'm in love with television all over lately. I can't seem to do much because I'm constantly watching DVDs I recently bought. And yes, I'm still managing getting to classes mostly awake and doing most of my homework.

This song is great. Various bands have covered it already :-)

dayman )

Anyway. Halloween is over. Thanksgiving? I don't want to go home.

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bored [Oct 23 2008 / 8:27pm]
I was so bored tonight that I gave my skin color, hair, eye, nail... everything... html hex color codes. Then I drew a flip page cartoon pornography in the corners of a notebook.

youtube bores me this week.

I don't even remember if I'm doing a halloween costume. Seriously, this has been my entire week. I feel disconnected. Maybe I need jump started or shut down. Ugh. I want something with cheese... and taco bell.
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i want fur! [Oct 20 2008 / 7:34am]
I've been having one of those mornings where I got up at four and sat staring at photoshop for a few hours trying to do something creative. I got nothing done, of course, and ended up listening to Queen and eating chips for breakfast. I need a weekly hobby or something. Maybe talk Andy into WoW instead of doing other stuff? I need connected. I feel disconnected. My wires are faulty. Somebody get me a new external hard drive! Eeeee.

Am I the only person who didn't know Oasis had new stuff out?

And I want a fur coat. But killing animals is wrong. The creepy part is I want a rabbit fur coat. I am very disturbing this morning. I need mountain dew.
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Betty or Ben? [Oct 09 2008 / 9:28am]
I narrowed down my Halloween costume to Betty Boop or Benjamin Franklin.

In the end I only want to do Ben because he's fantastic and I like kites and Betty because I like her hair. So maybe I should just break down and do something else. Or not dress up. I didn't last year. Seeing so many people talk about it got me thinking and there you have it. I could do something completely different, or humorous. Someone should dress up like Mr. Crawford.


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oh yes [Oct 07 2008 / 9:05am]
For all my fellow Heroes fans...

Yup. Powers that backfire.
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if i was a south park character... [Oct 03 2008 / 2:33pm]
A South Park Character









Character Creators

South Park Character Creator

Lego Character Creator

Sonic Character Creator
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[Oct 02 2008 / 9:22am]
I want a cheeseburger. I know it's early but I want it right now. With fries with vinegar and packet ketchup. It's all I can think about this morning and my winter project is being put on hold till lunch. Anyway... I got my drivers license! I don't have a car, but I'll work on that next. I want something beat up and shitty that shouldn't run that way I can test my abilities on it and see if I can fix it. But maybe now I can get to places without having to bum rides. Great, huh? I'm proud of myself. Shuddup.

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cupcakes. [Sep 24 2008 / 8:12pm]
I totally fell asleep during class and drooled into my cellphone. Trev let me do this. I am going to pay him back. He probably took pictures, too. I have the greatest friends in the world.

Happy Birthday, Molly :-)

And because this is the sort of mood I'm in:

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[Sep 18 2008 / 11:39pm]
:-)


hhjj )
that is all.


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entry19 [Sep 16 2008 / 9:35am]
[ mood | blah ]

I have nothing to do till math this morning. An hour or so left. I'm in the library using one of the public computers. I always feel like I'm cheating on my own computer when I use others. It makes me anxious and a little frustrated. I'm getting an early copy of Lego Batman for the Wii. Should be coming in today. I could have got it earlier but I've been ignoring my mailbox for a while. I'm going to read Sense and Sensibility today the old fashioned way. Also someone plopped something called Anansi Boys in my lap (literally) and I might try that. Reading takes up a lot of time. It's nice as well as it is frustrating.

BOmB )
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this song is so much better acoustic [Sep 11 2008 / 3:29pm]
I'm such a mess. And you know the lines "That you're only what you pretend to be - I guess that was just lost on me" make me mad now. Go figure, right?

video )


In other news I'm taking driving lessons this weekend. I uninstalled WoW on my computer and have been playing Spore all day. I think I might go back to napping. I could use a nap.

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spore! [Sep 10 2008 / 9:52pm]
LIAR

I bought Spore. I'm addicted. I also got thrown in the shower today. Funny how your day works out. Unintentional cold baths and Spore.
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hoho4me [Sep 09 2008 / 7:19am]
[ mood | awake ]

I don't have class till 10:30 so why am I up at 7? I'm hungry but I don't want to go down for breakfast so a hoho it is. I do love my snacks. It's amazing I maintain a thin frame with what I do eat and how little I leave my computer. Thank goodness for things like Wii Fit, eh? I'm contemplating typing out in code or something. I think it's downright hilarious how people don't think Trev can spell/write. I'm too lazy to be anything other than myself.

I watched Sarah Connor Chronicles last night because, let's face it. Machines take over the world? I'm so there. Shirley Manson rocks. I am a geek. I have a reputation to uphold.

If it rains today I want to jump around in puddles in my bare feet.

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[Sep 04 2008 / 10:41pm]

I'd actually probably read if anyone filled this out and posted it on their journals. I'm amazed a million of these don't go fluttering by a day.
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-----> oOo <----- [Sep 02 2008 / 10:05am]
Me and fruit on the bottom blueberry yogurt have been getting along. You know, what ever happened to frozen yogurt? Yum. But here I am waking up in the morning because tomorrow is school and I'm going to try making it to classes. I also have this insane craving for Chinese food lately, so I might have to go out, but again there comes the point where I'm legally an adult and can't drive. If it didn't get so winter wonderland in the colder months I might get a scooter or something.

I actually have something of a bit of interest to write here. I'm being considered for a job. It might end up a bigger thing after I graduate this year, but I don't know if I want to go to overseas or anything. It's for a gaming company --- what technopath could pass that up? Doing something I love and happen to have a psychic up on? Yeah. I'm interested. Right now I do some website stuff for them and tested a few games. They are going to hire me part time right now, which means between school and that I might actually have to maintain a normal life schedule -- sleep at night, up in the day. Eh?

I spent twenty minutes filling out one of those boring meme's with stupid questions like 'favorite color' and such. Maybe I'll post it later. Start a trend on the journal system. Ha.
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beep-beep-beep [Aug 29 2008 / 7:38am]
You know that low heart sound that plays in Zelda when you happen to be low? I hear that sound in my head. All the time. When I'm out of breath? This is probably some sort of crazy technopathian condition. I woke up this morning, got out of bed, and I heard the Mario jump sound effect. Recently I 1Up'd, but I won't get into that.

The mind is such a lovely thing.
see )

Classes start next week. Oh me oh my.

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Mrs. Frutista Freeze [Aug 26 2008 / 1:17pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

I'm thinking of purchasing a vehicle for the soul purpose of taco bell. Mango Frutista Freeze, will you marry me? I'm addicted. I've come to realize that I am easily addicted to things. My computer. The sound of typewriters. Kissing Andy Freeland. Freeze drinks. Sleeping. I'm a goner for anything bite sized, too. I'll go out of my way to get my hands on a package of bite sized oreos. Sell my soul, sure, just hand me over a lifetime supply of licorice.

Why isn't Junkyard Wars on DVD? Bummer.

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I'm awake now. [Aug 22 2008 / 10:33pm]
I slept for over 35 hours. Did I miss anything?
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Yum yum :) [Aug 12 2008 / 9:43pm]
I just went and got myself some dippin' dots. Yum yum. I'm amazed that sucker is still in the Library. Ms. Holmes rocks. She put up a table and moved bookcases and everything and added a lot of napkins and trash bins. Looks like it's staying :-) I'm surprised she didn't have it changed to cost a fortune. Still a buck. Plus it's the kind of ice cream that will be nice in the winter, too.

I'm feeling adventurous. I want to go hiking. You know - pack back, water jug, hiking boots - nature? Also I want to go to a drive in theater. And go fishing. Learn how to make peanut butter cookies. God, I love peanut butter cookies.
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muahahaha [Aug 09 2008 / 12:43pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | The Airborne Toxic Event - Innocence ]


[Private to Studens]

Dippin' Dots Ice Cream can now be found in the School Library.
It's a vending machine rigged for $1, proceeds will go to filling it up when it gets low.
We went out in the middle of the night and had a blast.
Not sure how long it will last, so everyone should go get some :)

[/Private to Studens]

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why? [Aug 07 2008 / 12:04pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

The snack machine in the Library is gone. I went and saw for myself. All that's left is coffee, water, and some fruit snacks and dehydrated foods. Napkins galore. I feel a headache coming on considering that was the only relaxing, quiet, place I could go that had Skittles of both plain and sour origin. I also heard a rumor that they are putting a few computers inside the library, to try and get students to utilize it. I'm protesting this.

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[Aug 04 2008 / 8:56am]
The toaster in my room broke. Slowly, but surely, everything seems to be taking a turn for the worse. I fear it's either time I go shopping or someone is playing a joke to try and get me to come out more. I am not impressed and if this is the case, I'm staying in my room the next school year until I graduate and can get out of this place. I can't be bullied and this is all a waste of my time.
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